Official Blackout Rugby Zimbabwe Offsite
 
HomeCalendarGalleryFAQSearchUsergroupsRegisterLog inBlackout Rugby

Share | 
 

 BRZIM drinking bible

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
muzza
Veteran
Veteran
avatar

Posts : 890
Points : 1150
Reputation : 18
Join date : 2010-09-29
Age : 31
Location : Reading
Team Name : Reading Royals

PostSubject: BRZIM drinking bible   Sat Dec 24, 2011 12:00 am

Following a conversation today on the offsite, we have somehow managed to come up with the BRZIM drinking bible

[12:06:23] 1 : Im off to my missuses grandmas on boxing day
[12:07:07] 2: That should be fun lol
[12:07:13] 2: Whiskey will eb coming your way lol
[12:07:30] 1 : yeh, she is quite inappropriate for an old lady as well, lol
[12:07:37] 1 : shall definately be having the whisky
[12:07:42] 2 : When Xmas comes so does this 80 yr old drink that blows your head off
[12:07:46] 3 : good for you 1
[12:08:00] 2 : Haha definitely sounds like fun 1
[12:08:23] 2 : Some of the stuff my grandparents pull out the cupboard on Xmas, I swear it isn't legal
[12:08:45] 3 : wha
[12:08:52] 1 : lol
[12:09:02] 1 : french absinthe?
[12:09:07] 1 : hi 4
[12:09:09] 2 : Alchol 3
[12:09:12] 2 : Haha
[12:09:34] 2 : The scary thig is you can't put is past them
[12:09:46] 2 : Hey 4
[12:09:55] 3 : The scary thig haha
[12:09:55] 1 : nice....never gonna touch that stuff again
[12:10:04] 3 : hi 4
[12:10:54] 4 : Hey
[12:11:25] 2 : Don' blame you mate
[12:11:40] 2: It is one of the few I'll never ever touch after my first experience lol
[12:11:54]1 : lol, same
[12:12:18] 1 : I was 18, and had a lot of it.......was still wrecked the next day
[12:13:17] 3 : I have never had that
[12:13:39] 2 : Haha
[12:13:49] 2 : Never drink it 3 IT IS NOT WORTH IT
[12:14:37] 3 : I'm glad I never had it
[12:14:46] 3 : sounds like crap
[12:14:54] `1: that advice deserved to be shouted, lol
[12:15:16] 2 : Lol
[12:15:29] 2 : My dad told me not to do it I still did
[12:15:54] 1 : haha, i was mixing mine with whisky......bad idea
[12:16:23] 2 : That is horrific
[12:16:25] 3 : real clever....
[12:16:36] 2: I once did every shot from behind the bar in half a pint glass twice
[12:16:37] 5 : Hello!
[12:16:40] 3 : Hi 5
[12:16:45] 2 : Hey 5
[12:16:53] 2 : I was actually taken home in an ambulance
[12:17:07] 2 : That was the joys of being 18
[12:17:12] 5 : lol
[12:17:22] 3 : silly 2:P
[12:17:36] 2 : I stay away from mixing now, bar minor minor mixing
[12:17:49] 2 : Absinth and Whiskey I think I'd die
[12:18:12] 1 : hi 5
[12:18:22] 5 : hi
[12:18:30] 1: i did pass out in my mates back garden, lol
[12:18:38] 4 : Be back in 10 minutes!
[12:19:10] 2 : Lol can't say I am suprised
[12:19:26] 2 : If you got through that night fine then you are an animal lol
[12:19:41] 2: The night I mixed the shots 7 was with me
[12:19:56] 4: hey who does the advertisements?
[12:19:57] 1 : was he mixing as well?
[12:20:05] 1 : lol
[12:20:06] 4 : for the offsite?
[12:20:12] 2 : the 2 was because I drunk his
[12:20:14] 1: what advertisement 5
[12:20:22] 1 : haha
[12:20:26] 5 : above the chatbox
[12:20:37] 3 : lol
[12:20:39] 2: Then after that I fell into a pavement and bust my head
[12:20:53] 2: He plays that stupid Adel song to remind me every once and again lol
[12:21:16] 3 : what a joker
[12:22:03] 3 : sounds nasty though
[12:22:08] 1 : quality
[12:22:28] 2 : 3 it was the worst experience of my life, luckily I can look back and laugh and have the pee taken out of me lol
[12:22:38] 1 : no idea 5, ask mattt/mark/mbax - i think they are the offsite admins
[12:22:51] 1 : altho mattt probably wont know
[12:23:03] 5 : okay
[12:23:09] 3 : That ad sounds like a virus
[12:23:27] 1 : sounds horrific - i feel like we are doing a service and putting people off getting too drunk, lol
[12:23:28] 2 : The adds are nothing to do with us I don't think
[12:24:14] 2 : I still get drunk, I am still sick everyone now and then, but there is a line!
[12:24:26] 2 : And that line almost takes you to the gates of hell
[12:24:43] 1 : and everytime you say never again...lol
[12:24:56] 2 : So true
[12:25:09] 3 : When your that drunk you dont know the line 1
[12:25:30] 2 : Oh you know the line 3
[12:25:37] 2: it comes in time lol
[12:25:56] 2 : The day you see it approaching you have to make a calcuated decision on if it is worth it or not
[12:26:12] 3: then you say screw it
[12:26:54] 2 : Until you heabut a pavement, brak a kids nose and get a fat lip and make you mother cry
[12:26:56] 1 : yeh, when your under 20/21 you dont know the line
[12:27:19] 2 : Then you realise that line is something you never ever thought it was before you said screw it
[12:27:20] 1 : but when you have broken the line a few hundred times - you know the line
[12:27:32] 2 : There is a line beyond the line
[12:27:38] 2 : Haha
[12:28:09] 3 : lol
[12:28:49] 3 : lets just say there are several lines, just leave them all alone
[12:29:05] 2 : If you are anything like me 3 you'll listen to everything people say in regards to the line and the line beyond the original line that we call the line
[12:29:21] 1 : and then smash it up
[12:29:26] 3 : what?
[12:29:42] 2 : Until you think you know the line so push a bit further cause that line is nothing but a head in the toilet then the new line almost kills you
[12:29:46] 2: That is the line of lines
[12:29:59] 1 : haha
[12:30:06] 1 : the line of lines
[12:30:10] 3 : the line within a line, of course
[12:30:42] 3 : Maybe 2 is drunk right now?
[12:30:49] 1 : too many lines
[12:31:34] 2: The only way to avoide the lines is to constantly be above the lines
[12:31:37] 2 : So yes
[12:31:40] 2 : I am drunk right now
[12:32:13] 3 : what? How do you get above the lines?
[12:32:27] 3 : they're everywhere
[12:32:28] 2 : You never go below the lines
[12:33:16] 1 : but you hav to read between the lines
[12:33:29] 3 : wtf?
[12:33:44] 2 : Haha
[12:33:52] 2 : Very wise advice
[12:34:14] 3: sounds like it
[12:34:23] 1 : haha
[12:34:38] 1 : that was the strangest conversation I have had on here
[12:34:52] 2 : Same
[12:35:25] 3 : lol yeah
[12:35:34] 2 : Make sure you write it down for future reference though
[12:35:40] 2 : We just created the drinking bible
Back to top Go down
sean pwns
Veteran
Veteran


Posts : 309
Points : 327
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2010-10-22
Age : 20

PostSubject: Re: BRZIM drinking bible   Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:31 am

back in day Smile
Back to top Go down
muzza
Veteran
Veteran
avatar

Posts : 890
Points : 1150
Reputation : 18
Join date : 2010-09-29
Age : 31
Location : Reading
Team Name : Reading Royals

PostSubject: Re: BRZIM drinking bible   Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:12 am

Haha I'd completely forgotten about this!

What a very very odd conversation!
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: BRZIM drinking bible   

Back to top Go down
 
BRZIM drinking bible
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Warning about Drinking Beer !!!
» (Spoof) Problem: Drinking Beer Along The Trails!
» The Official 606v2 6N Drinking Game
» Pilots vs Portland Bible College Friday Dec 14 @ 7:30
» England vs Scotland - drinking game

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
ZimBr Official Offsite :: Helpful Links & Articles-
Jump to: